With the state of humanity in chaotic disarray, I have often found myself wondering how well I would survive in the event of a total global apocalypse. Would I be able to hold my own if I was forced to seek shelter in a woodland sanctuary? How long ...
The Art of Controlled Chaos: My Trip to DirtFish Rally School
I have never driven a stick shift in my life, and now I’m facing a three-day rally-car program that ends in a multiterrain race. Through trees. And rocks. And debris. I know absolutely nothing about cars, racing, or motor sports in general, but when ...
Noodling: My First Time Hillbilly Hand-Fishing for Alabama Lake Monsters
noodling (verb) A slightly deranged person holds their breath, submerges themselves under water, shoves their entire arm into a muddy hole, and then uses their hand as bait in order to lure a giant catfish into biting them so ...
